严肃点，我在开玩笑毕业论文翻译报告(编辑修改稿)

严肃点，我在开玩笑毕业论文翻译报告(编辑修改稿)内容摘要：

SAGE Publications,1997. Jonathan Crowther. Oxford Guide to British and American York: Oxford University Press,20xx. Martha Tennent..training for the New Millennium: Pedagogies for translation and Interpreting. New York: John Benjamins Publishing Company,20xx. Phyllis Translation and Film Adaptation. A practitioner’s View. Toronto: Multilingual Matters LTD,20xx. Ellen Lee DeGeneres, seriously,I’ m kidding .New york: Grand central,20xx. 黄源深，张春柏《英语笔译实务》北京：外文出版社， 20xx。 姜倩，何刚强 《翻译概论》上海 :上海外语教育出版社， 20xx。 吴春梅，魏家海，张万方《翻译研究概论》北京：外语教学与研究出版社， 20xx。 张振久，孙建民《英汉互译简明教程》北京：外语教学与研究出版社， 20xx。 １３ 附 录 1 原文 Chapter1 Beauty is in the eye of beholder. Beauty is only skin deep. Beauty is not in the face。 beauty is a light in the heart. Throughout my entire life, I have believed in these sentiments. I’ve believed that true beauty is not related to what color your hair is or what color your eyes are. True beauty is about who you are as a human being, your principles, and your moral pass. And then in 20xx I was finally able to throw all that hogwash out the window because I was named the new face of Cover Girl. Cosmetics! Take a bite out of that, world! Check out these cheekbones! I’m a beauty queen! (This is where flashbulbs go off and I turn my head from side to side, posing like a supermodel. It was apparently “too expensive” and “not possible” to put mini light bulbs in every book, so you’re just gonna have to imagine it. I’m sorry.) The truth is, I still believe that above all things physical, it is more important to be beautiful on the inside—to have a big heart and an open mind and a spectacular spleen. (Actually, most people’s insides are disgusting. Even pretty people have very unattractive insides. Have you ever seen those surgery shows on Discovery? Not pretty.) To me, beauty is about being fortable in your own skin. It’s about knowing and accepting who you are. I’m happy being who I am. I’m confident, I live honestly and truthfully, and I think that’s why I was chosen as the first fiftyyearold, openly gay Cover Girl. It’s just a bonus that I have devastatingly blue eyes. But we really have a society that focuses on so much appearance. I realized this recently when I accidentally looked into one of those mirrors magnify your face to five hundred times its actual size. They sell them at Bed Bath amp。 Beyond in the “Things That Make You Feel Bad About Yourself” aisle. They’re right next to the bathroom scales, usually on a shelf you’re too short to reach. I’m sure you’ve all looked into one of them at some point. On one side, it’s a totally normal mirror. And then if you turn it over to the other side, your face looks like the surface of the moon. Portia and I have one in our shower. I never look in it because it’s usually blocked by the person who washes me. But for some reason I looked in it one day and, oh Lordy that is a horrible invention! Who invented that thing and why haven’t they been jailed? Those things １４ need to e with a warning. Car mirrors have warnings that say, “Objects are closer than they appear.” Magnification mirrors should have warnings that say, “Objects are not as attractive as they appear.” They show you things you didn’t know were there, that no one can possibly see. I looked at my hairline and I found a family of doves living in it. It wad shocking. The only people who need to see things that close up are surgeons who are performing delicate operations ad jewelers. That’s it. No one id gonna see you the way you see yourself in those mirrors unless you’re married to a surgeon or a jeweler and they e home from work still wearing that apparatus. “Honey, I’m home. Oh my goodness, your pores are huge!” I don’t know why we ever need to look into those. They’re not accurate. They point out every single one of our flaws. We don’t need that. That’s why we have mothers. The fact of the matter is that everyone has flaws. No one is perfect, except for Pen233。 lope Cruz. Our flaws are what make us human. If we can accept them as part of who we are, they really don’t even have to be an issue. I feel the same way about age. I’ve never been someone to lie about my age. I don’t understand it. Actually, I don’t know how people can lie about their age anymore now that the Inter exists. Not only can people easily find out what year I was born, they can find out what time, what hospital, how long my mother was in labor. I wouldn’t be surprised if there was footage on YouTube of the doctor spanking me. The only reason there isn’t is because YouTube didn’t exist when I was born. Our age is something we have absolutely no control over。 it’s just a fact of who we are. I enjoy growing older and wiser and learning from my mistakes every single day. I’m happy, for example, that I no longer eat paste, like I did when I was twentyfour. And I’m happy that in a few years I’ll be able to get halfprice tickets to movies and museums. Considering how often I go to the movies and museums, I could save upward of thirty dollars a year. When we were kids, all we wanted was to be older .When we were seven and a half and someone said we were only seven, we were furious. We probably even cried bout it. Can you imagine doing that now as an adult? “This is Marsha. She’s fortytwo.” “Fortytwo and a half! You always fet the half! I’m practically fortytwo and three quarters!” I don’t know at what age people stop wanting to be older. People seem to enjoy their twenties and thirties. It must be around forty, when you’re “over the hill.” I don’t even know what that means and why it’s a bad thing. When I go hiking and I get over the hill, that １５ means I’m past the hard。