house_md_transcripts_s1(编辑修改稿)

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House: We need to know if there39。 s some geic or environmental causes triggering an inflammatory response. Foreman: I thought everybody lied? House: Truth begins in lies. Think about it. Foreman: That doesn39。 t mean anything,does it? [House walks away] [House enters the clinic...dun dun dun!] House: 12:52 PM Dr. House checks in, please write that down. Do you have cable TV here somewhere? General Hospital starts in 8 minutes. Cuddy: No TV, but we39。 ve got patients. House: Can39。 t you give out the aspirin yourself? I39。 ll do paperwork. Cuddy: I made sure your first case was an interesting one. House: Cough just won39。 t go away, runny nose looks a funny color. Cuddy: Patient admitted plaining of back spasms. House: I think I read about something like that in the New England Journal of Medicine. Cuddy: Patient is orange. House: The color? Cuddy: No, the fruit. House: You mean yellow。 it39。 s jaundice. Cuddy: I mean orange. House: Well, how orange? Cuddy: Exam room 1. [Cut to House in exam room 1 with Orange Guy] Orange Guy: I was playing golf and my cleat got stuck. I mean, it hurt a little but I kept playing. The next morning I could barely stand up. Well, you39。 re smiling so I take it that means this isn39。 t serious. [House takes out his pills] Orange Guy: What39。 s that? What are you doing? House: Painkillers. Orange Guy: Oh, for you, for your leg. House: No, 39。 cause they39。 re yummy. You want one? It39。 ll make your back feel better. [Guy nods and House gives him a painkiller] House: Unfortunately, you have a deeper problem. Your wife is having an affair. Orange Guy: What?! House: You39。 re orange, you moron! It39。 s one thing for you not to notice, but if your wife hasn39。 t picked up on the fact that her husband has changed color, she39。 s just not paying attention. By the way, do you consume just a ridiculous amount of carrots and megadose vitamins? [Guy nods] House: The carrots turn you yellow, the niacin turns you red. Get some fingerpaints and do the math. And get a good lawyer. [House leaves the room] [Cut to House in another exam room, this time with a little boy] House: Deep breath. Little boy: It39。 s cold. House: Has he been using his inhaler? Mother: Not in the past few days. He39。 s, um, only ten. I worry about children taking such strong medicine so frequently. Little boy: What happened to your leg? [After saying this the little boy starts to wheeze a little, and continues throughout the entire time that House is talking.] House: Your doctor probably was concerned about the strength of the medicine, too. She probably weighed that danger against the danger of not breathing. Oxygen is so important during those prepubescent years, don39。 t you think? Ok, I39。 m gonna assume that no body39。 s ever told you what asthma is, or if they have, you had other things on your mind. A stimulant triggers cells in your child39。 s airways to release substances that inflame the air passages and cause them to contract. Mucus production increases, celllining starts to shed. But the steroids, the steroids...stop the inflammation. The more often this happens...[trails off and starts to leave the room] Mother: What? The more often this happens...what? House: Fet it. If you don39。 t trust steroids, you shouldn39。 t trust doctors. [House leaves] [Cut to Rebecca39。 s room] Rebecca: My mother passed away three years ago. She had a heart attack, and my father broke his back doing construction. [Cameron39。 s pager goes off] Cameron: It39。 s House, it39。 s urgent. I39。 m sorry. [They go outside the room and see House waiting for them there] Cameron: You couldn39。 t have knocked? House: Steroids. Give her steroids, high doses of prednisone. Foreman: You39。 re looking for support for a diagnosis of cerebral vasculitus. Cameron: Inflammation of the blood vessels in the brain is awfully rare. Especially for someone her age. House: So is a tumor. Her SED rate was elevated. Foreman: Mildly. Cameron: That could mean anything, or nothing. House: Yeah, I know. I have no reason to think that it39。 s vasculitus except that it could be. If the blood vessels were inflamed that39。 s gonna look exactly like what we saw on the MRI from Trenton County, and the pressure39。 s gonna cause neurological symptoms. Cameron: You can39。 t diagnose that without a biopsy. House: Yes, we can, we treat it. If she gets better we know that we39。 re right. Cameron: And if we39。 re wrong? House: We learn something else. [Cut to overview of hospital, and then back into Rebecca39。 s room] Rebecca: Why steroids? Chase: It39。 s par to your treatment. You haven39。 t had many visitors. No boyfriend? Rebecca: Three dates. I wouldn39。 t have stood by him if her were vomiting all day. Chase: Well, what abut work? You must have friends from work. Rebecca: Pretty much everybody I like is 5 years old. A nurse said you39。 re stopping my radiation. Chase: We39。 re just trying some alternative medications. So, where39。 s your family from then? Rebecca: Steroids aren39。 t an alternative to radiation. Chase: The tests weren39。 t really conclusive. Cameron: We39。 re treating you for vasculitus, it39。 s the inflammation of blood vessels in the brain. Rebecca: It39。 s not a tumor? I don39。 t have a tumor? [Cut to hallway with Cameron and Chase] Chase: You should have told her the truth. It39。 s a long shot guess. Cameron: [to nurse] Thank you. [To Chase] If House is right, no harm, if he39。 s wrong we39。 ve given a dieing woman a couple days hope. Chase: False hope. Cameron: If there was any other type available I would have given her that. [Cut to classroom where Foreman is smelling the floor] Sidney: Why are you smelling Billy39。 s pants? Foreman: I39。 m not.。