monday英语美文诵读冯鲁冬第一篇loveyourlifehowevermeanyour

monday英语美文诵读冯鲁冬第一篇loveyourlifehowevermeanyour内容摘要：

o. See ya! Coffee buzz Tom: Dude! You wanna go catch some flick? Scott: Are you nuts? It’s 11:00 on a Monday night. I’d rather catch some z’s. Tom: Come on, man! There’s a midnight movieonly two bucks. I heard it’s really good. Scott: No way. I’m so burned out. I just wanna crush soon. What’s with you? You sure are hyper tonight. Tom: I know. It’s coffee buzz. I had like three tall lattes. I’ll never get to sleep. Scott: Three tall lattes? No wonder you’re so wired. How can you drink so much java? Tom: It’s that new coffee house. It’s awesome. The coffee there is out of this world, and the price is good. Sometimes they have live music and lots of my friends hang out there. You wanna go check it out? Scott: Sorry dude, maybe next time. Payback time Jennifer: Hi, Anna! How’s it going? Anna: Don’t ask. I’m scheduled to work tonight at 6:00, but my head hurts, my stomach hurts, my throat is killing me and I think I might puke. Jennifer: I get your drift! Why don’t you stop by my crib and I’ll make you some tea? Or maybe you better go back to your place and get some sleep. Anna: Those are good ideas, but I’m not loaded. I still hafta work, you know. Jennifer: You’re sick! You need rest! You need some hot tea and chicken soup! You don’t need to be working and infecting everyone else! Anna: Gimme a break. I know it by hearteat right, exercise,8hours of sleep, vitamins, all that stuff. But I guess I haven’t really been taking very good care of myself recently. I’ve been eating a lot of junk food and not getting much sleep, not exercising. Jennifer: Sounds like it’s payback time. Anna: Yeah. Probably less cutting loose for me from now on, and more or what mom used to tell me. But where do you get off telling me about a healthy lifestyle? I don’t see your fridge full of veggies. You have the same bad habits I do! Jennifer: You’re right. Look, I’ll make a deal with you. If you promise to go home now instead of going to work, I’ll invite you over for dinner next week. I have great vegetarian recipes, or maybe bean burritos with cheese and salsa, a big fruit salad… Anna: Ok, ok! I’ll do anything just stop talking about food. Alex wins a free vacation Alex: Wow! Did you see what I got in the mail? Monica: Nope. Alex: This snail mail saying I won a cruise for two to the Alaska! A freebie! It’s hella cool! All I have to do is call this number, here I e! Monica: Yeah, right. Alex: Whaddaya mean? Monica: I mean I don’t buy it. It’s some kind of ripoff. It’s a bogus offer to make you give them a credit card number, or call a 900 number or something. Who’s gonna just give you a free vacation for no reason? Lemme see. Alex: Ok! Monica: See, they wanna you to call a 900 number. You’ll have to like pay some humongous amount just to make the phone call. It’s some kinds con. Alex: Oh, man. I guess I won zip. Spring break in the Alaska. Not. I feel like such a jerk. Monica: Well, don’t. You have to look out for his stuff 24/7. There’s lotsa scams like thisthrough the mail, the phone, the puter. And some people just eat it up. They think they can get something for nothing. And that’s what they get zilch. Alex: with so many people trying to jerk everyone around , I think I’ll bee a cop. At least I know I’ll be needed. Clueless James meet a girl Kate: This really blows me away! Rachael: What? Kate: I just got a from Mark, and he’s going out with this girl he met on line. Rachael: No way! Kate: Yup. He says he met her on line and they hit it off. So he asked her out. He says they’re going out to eat Friday at the new Chinese restaurant. He seems really psyched about it. Rachael: He’s such a hunk. How e he can’t meet someone the regular way? Kate: He’s good looking, he’s a jock and he’s a good guy, but he’s clueless when it es to women. Rachael: What do you mean? Kate: After he broke up with Sarah, which was dumb because she was such a nice person, Steve set him up on this bland date with a girl from his hometown. Remember that? Rachael: Oh, yeah! And he spent the whole evening telling her what a hit he is with women! Kate: So, she dumped him. Then he like asked out this like Baby Boomer, and she turned him downprobably because she’s got kids his age! Rachael: right! Then he got stood up by that girl he met at library. Probably because he tried to hit her up for a loan to pay for the date at the same time he asked her out. Kate: My poor little brother! If he doesn’t get a clue I’ll never have nieces or nephews! Jason got a tattoo Jason: I did it. Abby: Did what ? Jason: Got a tattoo. Abby: Get outta here! Jason: It’s way tight! And was a stealThey had a discount for students. Abby: Lemme see it. Jason: it’s on my shoulder. Whaddaya think? Phat, isn’t it? Abby: Well… Jason: You don’t like it? Abby: It’s OK. I guess. But isn’t that peace symbol kinda of old skool? They were popular back to 60s, ya know. Jason: Hey , I like it. It’s retro. I’ve been stoked to get one for a long time, and I finally did it. Abby: But, isn’t that tattoo pretty skanky? Jason: No, it’s clean. Perfectly fine. Abby: Didn’t it hurt? Jason: Not much. It’s really no sweat. I just yacked with the guy while he did it. It didn’t take long. Abby: At least you didn’t get pierced or anything. Jason: Hey don’t knock it ’til you’ve tried it. You are the one who’s old skool. Everyone has tattoos these days. It looks good, the price is right and the place is clean and pleasant. You should get the 411 and then get yourself a tattoo, too. Abby: Not me. I’m too much of a chicken. At the Hair Salon Stylist What did you have in mind? Customer Well, I think I’d like to try someth。