老友记六人行friends纯英文剧本第6季打印版

老友记六人行friends纯英文剧本第6季打印版内容摘要：

Commercial Break [Scene: Central Perk, continued from earlier. Rachel starts laughing.] Rachel: Okay! So, we‘ll just stay married. Ross: Yes, exactly! Rachel: And I will make everyone call me Mrs. Geller! Ross: Wow! This is so amazing. I uh, I really thought I‘d have to talk you into this more. Rachel: Okay, see now I‘m scared because I don‘t actually think you‘re kidding. Ross: I‘mI‘m not kidding. Look II, I can‘t have three failed marriages. I can‘t. Okay? II am not gonna be that guy! Rachel: Whatwhwhat so we‘ll just stay married forever?! Ross: Okay, look, how is this gonna affect you? Really? I mean you fill some form out once and a while and instead of checking the box that says Ms you check the box that says Mrs.! It‘s right next to it! Rachel: Ohh, okay, I‘m sorry. You‘re right. Y‘know what? We absolutely can stay married, because I was under the impression that the boxes were far away from each other. All right, look, just please, take a moment here and think about what you‘re asking of me. Ross: I‘m asking you to do me a favor. {Note: Does anyone else want to smack Ross right about now? Raise your hands. Okay, put them down before you stink out the person next to you.} Rachel: You are asking me to be your wife! Ross: And as my wife I think you should grant me this favor. [Scene: The hallway, Chandler is helping Monica to the door.] Monica: That kid really kicked me hard on the plane. Chandler: Well you did pull his hair. 《 Friends》第六季 7 Monica: He took my snack! Chandler: I‘m not getting into this again! Monica: Okay! Oh God, y‘know what? It‘s really bad. Chandler: Well, I told you not to walk. Here. (Picks her up.) There. Okay. (He opens the door, carries her across the threshold, stops, backs out, and lets go of Monica who is only holding on by his neck.) Monica: This doesn‘t mean anything, does it? Chandler: No! Monica: Okay. [Scene: Phoebe‘s cab, she‘s driving, Joey‘s in the back seat, and the hitchhiker is riding up front with Phoebe.] Phoebe: (To Joey) How could you pick up a hitchhiker?! He could be a rape—(She holds her hand in front of the hitchhiker‘s face), a rapist or a killer or something! Joey: Don‘t you think I asked him that before he got in?! Phoebe: Y‘know what? I‘m not talking to you! You go back to sleep! (To the hitchhiker) And you, are you a rapist?! Hitchhiker: No! Phoebe: Do you like car games? Hitchhiker: Yeah, y‘know the license plate game? Phoebe: I love the license plate game! Joey: Ooh, I‘ll play! I‘ll play! Phoebe: NoNo! You need your sleep. Nightnight! Shh! (She closes the partition.) [Scene: Monica and Rachel39。 s, Ross is entering.] Ross: Hey! Rachel: Hey! Ross: Listen, I know you wanted to talk to me, but I have an idea that may make you want to stay married. (Rachel shakes her head.) We register, and you get to keep all the presents! Rachel: (thinks about it for a second) No! Ross, e on! No! Listen, look I thought a lot about how to tell you this and the bottom line, Ross, is we can not stay married. Ross: I don‘t know if it‘s true. Rachel: Oh bbbut it is! Ross: Oh, okay, y‘know what this is? This is a difference of opinion. And when that happens in a marriage... Rachel: Oh Ross, e on! This is not, this is not a marriage!! This is the world‘s worst hangover! Ross, listen, if you do not get this annulment, I will! Ross: All right. All right, I‘ll do it. Rachel: Thank you. (He goes to leave.) Heyhey umm, uh, is there, is there any such thing as an annulment shower? (Ross turns and leaves.) [Scene: Phoebe‘s cab, it‘s the same arrangement as before.] 《 Friends》第六季 8 Hitchhiker: Wait! Wait! There is the train station! Phoebe: Oh, okay. Hitchhiker: This is where I get off. Well, I have your address and phone number. Phoebe: And I have your name and the fact that you‘re a drifter, so the ball‘s pretty much in your court. Hitchhiker: All right, see ya Pheebs. (Gets out and Phoebe drives away.) Joey: Come on Pheebs! I can‘t take this anymore! Letlet me make it up to you. Huh? (Starts singing.) Ground control to Major Tom. Commencing countdown, engines on. Take your protein pills and put your helmet on! Phoebe: Stop it! Stop it no! That‘s not fair! Y‘know I can‘t resist that beautiful voice! Joey: Pheebs, I am so sorry! I know I promised you a fun road trip with your friend and I didn‘t deliver. Butbutbut now I know that you think being awake is an important part of friendship! So, so, so I will strive toto stay awake for as long as I know you. Phoebe: You can still sleep at night and stuff. Joey: Well, thank you. So, can we play 20 Questions now? I‘ve got a really good one! I‘ve been thinking about it since Kansas. Phoebe: Okay. Is it a kind of hot sandwich? Joey: Yes. Phoebe: Is it a meatball sub? Joey: That is incredible! You are the master! [Scene: Monica and Rachel39。 s, Chandler and Monica are there and Rachel is arranging a bouquet of flowers, pricks her finger on a thorn, throws the bouquet over her head, and those you who are quicker than some already know that Monica is the one who catches it.] Rachel: Huh, that‘s funny. You look like you‘re gonna be the… Monica: No, don‘t say it! Don‘t even think it! Rachel: All right. Okay Chandler, enjoy your handful. (Exits.) Chandler: All right, should we just, should we just get married? Y‘know? I mean should we just do it? All the signs are telling us to do it. Monica: I‘m sick of the signs! It‘s too fast, I‘m happy the way things are! Chandler: Me too! Monica: I don‘t want things to change! Do you? Chandler: No! Monica: All right then, then nothing changes! Everything is great! Everything stays the same! And you go unpack because it‘s been three days and it‘s driving me insane! Chandler: Jeez, relax! It‘s not like we‘re marahah!! (Runs out.) Chandler: (entering, slowly) Y‘know I was。