老友记friends英文剧本第3季第三季

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e post office, and it turns out it was those videos that I ordered for Richard about the Civil War. He loved the Civ)l War.Phoebe: Monica, do you want us to take you home?Monica: Uh, huh. (to Ross) Or maybe to a galaxy far, far away. (Rachel, Monica, and Phoebe leave) Ross: Women tell each other everything. Did you know that?Chandler: Umm, yeah.Ross: No Chandler, everything! Like stuff you like, stuff she likes, technique, stamina, girth....Chandler: Girth? Why, why, why, whwhy, why, why, why would they do this? Ross: Rachel says sharing39。 s great and supposedly, you know, we outta be doing it. Do you wanna?Chandler: We39。 re not gonna talk about girth are we?Ross: Nooo!Chandler: Yeah, okay.Ross: Yeah?Chandler: Yeah! All right! You go first.Ross: Okay, okay, I39。 ll go first.Chandler: Okay.Ross: So, uh, the other night Rachel and I are in bed talking about fantasies, and I happened to describe a particular Star Wars thing....Chandler: Princess Leia in the gold bikini.Ross: Yes! Chandler: I know!Ross: Yes! Wow, well, thatthat was easy. Okay, youyou go.Chandler: Okay.Ross: Okay.Chandler: Okay, you know, you know when your in bed, with a woman.Ross: Hmph.Chandler: And, ah, you know, your fooling around with her. And you get all these like, mental images in your brain, you know, like Elle MacPherson, or that girl at the Xerox place....Ross: With the bellybutton ring? Oh, muhawa!Chandler: I know, And then all of the sudden your Mom pops into your head. And your like 39。 Mom, get outta here!39。 You know, but of course, like, after that you can39。 t possibly think of anything else, and you can39。 t, you know, stop what your doing. So it39。 s kinda like, you39。 re, you know. You know... (Ross just stares at him) . You don39。 t know!Ross: Your Mom, your telling me, your telling me, about your Mom, what is the matter with you?Chandler: You said...Ross: I said 39。 share39。 not 39。 scare39。 . Go sit over there! (Chandler goes over and sits at a table and puts his head down) .　[Scene: Chandler and Joey39。 s, Joey and Janice are returning from their DAY OF FUN!]Janice: We39。 re baack!Joey: Hey!Chandler: What are you guys doing together?Janice: Joey and Janice39。 s DAY OF FUN!!! (laughs) Chandler: Really.Joey: Yeah, yeah. We went to a Mets game, we got Chinese food, and you know, I love this woman. You have got petition buddy.Janice: I just came by to give you a kiss, I have to go pick up the baby, so. I39。 ll see you later sweetheart, you too Chandler. (laughs) Chandler: You still can39。 t stand her can you?Joey: I39。 m sorry man, I tired, I really did.　Chandler: Well, you know, I appreciate you giving it a shot.Joey: But, hey, look, you know the good thing is, is that we spent the whole day together and I survived, and what39。 s even more amazing, so did she. It was bat day at Shea Stadium.Chandler: Well, I guess that39。 s something.Joey: No man, that39。 s huge! Now, I know I can stand to be around her, which means I get to hang out with you, which is kinda the whole point, anyway.Chandler: Okay.Joey: Oh, hey, Chandler, we, ah, we stopped by the coffee shop and ran into Ross.Chandler: Oh God!Joey: Hey, if it makes you feel any better, I do it too.Chandler: Really?Joey: Oh yeah, I always picture your Mom when I39。 m having sex.[Scene: Rachel and Monica39。 s, Monica is watching the 　Civil War videos]Video:April Twelve, Eighteen hundred, SixtyOne (Monica lights Richard39。 s cigar butt) , 4:30 . on Tuesday, the United States garrison at Fort Sumter was fired upon (knock on door) it is now under bombardment by.... (Monica answers the door) Monica: Hi, Dad, what are you doing here?Mr. Geller: Well, it39。 s your mother39。 s bridge night so I thought that I would e into the city for a little Monicuddle. (hugs her) Since when did you start smoking cigars?Monica: I don39。 t, I just, I just like the smell of them. So, uh, what are you really doing here Dad?Mr. Geller: Well, I just wanted to make sure you were 　okay.Monica: What makes you think that I might not be okay?Mr. Geller: I saw Richard.Monica: Oh.Mr. Geller: So, how are you doing?Monica: I39。 m fine, just a little tired, I39。 m okay. How39。 s Richard doing?Mr. Geller: You don39。 t wanna know.Monica: No, I really, really do.Mr. Geller: Well, he39。 s doing terrible!Monica: Really!Mr. Geller: Worse than when he broke up with Barbara.Monica: You39。 re not just saying that are you?Mr. Geller: No, the man is a mess.Monica: Was he crying?　Mr. Geller: No.Monica: Well, do you think he was waiting 39。 til after you left, so he could cry?Mr. Geller: Maybe.Monica: I think so.Mr. Geller: Honey, relationships are hard. Like with your Mom and me. You know after we graduated college we broke up for a while. It seems her Father, your Grandfather, wanted her to travel around Europe, like he did. Of course, he got to do it on Uncle Sam39。 s nickel, because he was also strafing German troop trains at the time. However, (turns around and sees that Monica is 　sleeping and puts a blanket around her, kisses her, picks up the cigar, and starts watching the video) Closing Credits[Scene: Ross39。 s bedroom, Ross is humming the Star Wars theme. Rachel enters, with her hair done up like Princess Leia39。 s, and wearing a belly dancer39。 s outfit, to simulate the gold bikini thing.]Rachel: Okay, here we go. I39。 m Jabba39。 s prisoner, and you have a really weird look on your face. What? Honey, what is it? Did I get it wrong? Did I get the hair wrong? 　What? Did you just picture it differently? What? What?Ross: No, no it39。 s, um, it39。 s not you, um, it39。 s um, it39。 s (turns and sees his Mom standing where Rachel is) Mrs. Geller: Well what is it? Come on sweetie, your like, freaking me out here.Ross: I hate Chandler, the bastard ruined my life. (Rachel starts looking around and down, with a 39。 What the hell is going on?39。 look on her face.) End302 The One Where Noone39。 s Ready 　[Scene: Rachel and Monica39。 s, everyone is getting ready to go to a banquet]Joey: All right。