老友记friends英文剧本第4季第四季

老友记friends英文剧本第4季第四季内容摘要：

still have it?Ursula: (disgusted) Hang on. (She goes into her apartment and slams the door in Phoebe’s face.)Phoebe: I can’t believe you didn’t tell me there was a suicide note!Ursula: Yeah. So how have you been doing?Phoebe: I, umm, shut up!(Ursula opens the door and hands her the note.)Phoebe: (reading from the note) “Goodbye Phoebe and Ursula. I’ll miss you. . Your Mom lives in Montauk.” You just wrote this!Ursula: Well, it’s pretty much the gist. Well, except for the poem. You read the poem, right?Phoebe: Noooo!!Ursula: All right, hang on! (She takes the note, goes back into her apartment and slams the door shut.)[Scene: Monica and Rachel39。 s, Chandler, Monica, and Joey are sitting at the table eating dinner and not talking. Ross and Rachel are outside cuddling on the balcony.]Monica: Pass the cheese, please.(Joey hands her the cheese without looking at her.)Monica: My God, you can’t even look at me! Can you?Joey: Nope.(Phoebe enters.)Chandler: (jumping up) Hey! Phoebe! We can talk to Phoebe!!Phoebe: No. I’mI’m to depressed to talk.Chandler: I’ll give you a thousand dollars to talk to us.Ross: (ing back in with Rachel) Hey, you guys! What do you, what do you think about making that beach trip an annual thing?Chandler, Monica, and Joey: NO!!!Rachel: All right, that’s it, you guys! What happened out there?Monica: What? We took a walk, nothing happened. I can back with nothing all over me.Ross and Rachel: Come on!Ross: What happened? Joey?Joey: All right. (gets up) Monica: (stopping him) No! Joey, we swore we’d never tell!Chandler: (running over and joining Monica) They’ll never understand!Joey: Well, we have to say something! We have to get it out! It’s eating me alive!! Monica got stung by a jellyfish.Monica: (interrupting) All right!! All right. (walks slowly into the living room) I got stung. Stung bad. I couldn’t stand. II couldn’t walk.Chandler: (following Monica) We were two miles from the house. Scared and alone. We didn’t think we could make it. (He goes to put his hands on Monica’s shoulders but for some reason can quite plete the action and pulls back.)Monica: I was in too much pain.Joey: And I was tired from digging the huge hole!Chandler: And then Joey remembered something.Joey: I’d seen this thing on The Discovery Channel...Ross: Wait a minute! I saw that! On The Discovery Channel, yeah! About jellyfish and how if you... (stops suddenly and turns to look at Monica) Ew!! You peed on yourself?!Phoebe and Rachel: Ew!!Monica: You can’t say that!! Youyou don’t know!! I mean I thought I was gonna pass out from the pain! Anyway II tried, but II couldn’t...bend that way. So... (looks at Joey.)Phoebe, Ross, and Rachel: (turning to look at Joey) Ew!!　Joey: That’s right I stepped up! She’s my friend and she needed help! And if I had too, I’d pee on anyone of you! Only, uhh, I couldn’t. I got the stage fright. I wanted to help, but there was too much pressure. Soso I uh, I turned to Chandler.Chandler: (wails loudly into his hands) Joey kept screaming at me, “Do it now! Do it!! Do it! Do it now!!” Sometimes late at night I can still here the screaming.Joey: (laughs) That’s ‘cause sometimes I just do it through my wall to freak you out.[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is finishing up a song.]Phoebe: (singing) “...fuchsia and mauvvve. Those are the 66 colours of my bedroommmm.” (applause) Thank you, thank you. Ohh, and I invite you to count the colours in your bedroom. (Sees that Phoebe Sr. has entered, and to her) Except for you. You go away.Phoebe Sr.: I’ll go in a second, II just wanted to tell you 　that there hasn’t been a day where I didn’t regret giving you up.Phoebe: Okay, bye.Phoebe Sr.: No, I’m not done. III just want you to know that I, the reason I didn’t look you up was, well I was afraid that you’d react, just well like, the way, the way you’re reacting right now, and can’t we just, y39。 know, start from here?Phoebe: No.Phoebe Sr.: Sorry. But just one last thing. Y39。 know you came looking for family. I’m family, I’m it. Now, now I’m done. (starts to leave)Phoebe: But, it’s not like we’re losing anything. Y39。 know?Phoebe Sr.: Yeah, I guess you’re right.Phoebe: It’s not like wewe know each other or anything. 　Or that have anything in mon.Phoebe Sr.: Well, I don’t know. I mean it’s not like we don’t have anything in mon. I mean I like uh, pizza.Phoebe: II like pizza!Phoebe Sr.: You do?! Wait, I like umm, the Beetles.Phoebe: Oh my God, so do I!Phoebe Sr.: I knew it, wow!!Phoebe: Waitwaitwait, wait! Puppies. Cute or ugly?Phoebe Sr.: Ohh, so cute.Phoebe: Uhhuh, well! But umm, still I’mI’m mad at you.Phoebe Sr.: I know. I’m mad at me too.Phoebe: Well umm, do you wanna get something to eat? I’m kinda hungry.Phoebe Sr.: Hey! Me too!Phoebe: All right, stop it. Now you’re just doing it to 　freak me out.[Scene: Rachel’s bedroom. Ross and Rachel have just finished consummating the new relationship.]Rachel: Ohhooo, I missed you.Ross: I missed you too.Rachel: Ooh, I was soo nervous about that letter. But the way you owned up to everything, it just showed me how much you’ve grown. Y39。 know?Ross: (getting miffed) I suppose.Rachel: You have! Ross, you should give yourself credit. I mean my Mom never thought this would work out. It 　was all, “Once a cheater, always a cheater.”Ross: (getting angry) Ummhmm.Rachel: Ooh, I just wish we hadn’t lost those four months, but if time was what you needed just to gain a little perspective...[cut to Monica cleaning the floor in the kitchen]Ross: (yelling from the bedroom) WE WERE ON A BREAK!!!!!!!Chandler: (entering with Joey) (to Monica) Coffee house?Monica: You bet.[cut back to Rachel’s bedroom with both of them hurriedly getting dressed]　Ross: And for the record, it took two people to break up this relationship!!Rachel: Yeah! You and that girl from that copy place, which yesterday you took full re。