老友记中英文剧本第三季第一集

老友记中英文剧本第三季第一集内容摘要：

how do I say this. (walks into the kitchen, Chandler follows closely, he turns around and gets startled) . Oh, hi, you know that girl from the Greek restaurant with the hair (holds his hands up to signify she has big hair) ? Chandler: Ooh, that girl that I hate, eww, drives me crazy, eww, eww, oh! Joey: Look, I don39。 t hate Janice, she39。 sshe39。 s just a lot to take, you know. Chandler: Well, there you go. Joey: Oh, hey. Come on man, don39。 t look at me like that, she used to drive you nuts before too, remember? Chandler: Well, I39。 m crazy about her now. I think this could be the real thing. Capital 39。 R39。 ! Capital 39。 T39。 ! (Joey stares at him) Don39。 t worry, those are the right letters. Joey: Look, what do you want me to say? Chandler: I want you to say that you like her! Joey: I can39。 t. It39。 s like this chemical thing, you know. Every time she starts laughing, I just wanna (grimaces and tenses up) pull my arm off just so that I can have something to throw at her. Chandler: Thanks for trying. (grabs the ticket and starts to leave) Oh, and by the way there is no Count Rushmore! Joey: Yeah, thenthen who39。 s the guy that painted the faces on the mountain? (Chandler gives him a look like 39。 You stupid idiot!39。 ) Commercial Break [Scene: Monica and Rachel39。 s, Rachel and Ross are entering] Ross: How could you have told her? Rachel: Ross, I didn39。 t think it would that big of a deal. Ross: Oh, she didn39。 t think it would be that big of deal. Rachel: Okay, who are you talking to when you do that? Ross: Look, that was supposed to be like a private, personal thing between us. Rachel: Okay, Ross, Phoebe is my girlfriend, okay, we tell each other everything. You know, I mean, e on, guys do the same thing, I mean, what about all that locker room stuff. Ross: That39。 s different, okay. That39。 s like, uh 39。 Who dated a stripper?39。 or 39。 Who did it on the back of the Staton Island Ferry?39。 . Rachel: Were both of those Joey? Ross: Yeah. Look, you don39。 t, you don39。 t talk about like, you know, your girlfriend and the intimate stuff you, you do with her. Rachel: Not even with your best friend. Ross: Noo! Rachel: That is so sad. Your missing out on so much, Ross. I mean, the bonding and the sharing, you know. Andand knowing that someone else is going through the same thing you are. Ross: Hmph. So what you, you tell each other everything? Rachel: Pretty much. 幸运的 ! 轮盘 ! 这个家伙好笨 是 “罗斯莫尔 ”公爵啦 你真的该去参加这个节目 我有三张今晚游骑兵队的票 你觉得如何 ? 我一定去 太棒了 罗斯也会去吗 ? 不，是珍妮丝 珍妮丝 ? 因为我会替罗斯难过你知道吗 ? 我们总是一起去的 我们是曲棍球三兄弟啊 我可能误会你了 但你是否反感珍妮丝 ? 没有 对啦…… 天啊，我该怎么说 ? 你知道希腊餐厅里 那个头发很蓬的女孩子 ? 那个我很讨厌的女孩子 ? 她快把我这疯了 听着，我不讨厌珍妮丝 只是她令人难以忍受 你说出来了吧 别那样看着我 以前她也快把你这疯了记得吗 ? 但是我现在为她疯狂 这次可能是来真的 我是说 “真的 ” 别担心，我说的字母是对的 你到底要我说什么 ? 我要你说你喜欢她 我说不出来这种 像是一种化学作用 每次她一开始笑，我就想… 想把我的手臂拔下来 我就能往她身上砸 谢谢你的努力 对了，根本就没有罗斯莫尔公爵 ! 那是谁在罗斯莫尔山上 塑了那些总统肖像 ? 你怎么可以告诉她 ? 我想又没什么大不了的 她认为没什么大不了的 ? 你这样子是在跟谁讲话 ? 这些应该是我们之间很私密的对话 菲比是我的女性好友，好吗 ? Ross: Did you talk about the night of five times? Do you tell people about the night of five times? Rachel: Uh, honey, yeah that was with Carol. Ross: I know, but it39。 s still worth mentioning, I think. [Scene: Monica39。 s bedroom, Phoebe is trying to relax her.] Phoebe: ( in a soothing voice) Relax every muscle in your body. Listen to the plinkyplunky music. Okay, now close you eyes, and think of a happy place. Okay, tell me your happy place. Monica: Richard39。 s living room, drinking wine. Phoebe: All right. No, no, no, not a Richard thing, just put down the glass. And get out! Monica: I39。 m sorry, but that39。 s my happy place. Phoebe: Well, okay, fine, use my happy place. Okay, I39。 m just gonna, I have to ask that you don39。 t move anything. Monica: All right, I39。 ll try not to. Phoebe: Okay, all right, so, your in a meadow, millions of stars in the sky.... Monica: Do you think breaking up with him was a huge mistake? Phoebe: All right, there are no questions in the happy place. Okay, just, the warm breeze, and the moonlight flowing through the trees.... Monica: I39。 ll bet he39。 s totally over me, I39。 ll bet he39。 s fine. Phoebe: All right, betting and wagering of any kind, are, I39。 m sure, not permitted in the happy place. Okay. Justjust, you know, thethe lovely waterfalls, and the, the trickling fountains. And thethe calming sounds of the babbling brook.... Monica: Okay, this isn39。 t working. I39。 m still awake and now I have to pee. [Scene: Chandler and Joey39。 s] Janice: So, I hear, you hate me! Joey: I, ah, I never said hate, I was very careful about that.。