[friends老友记剧集英文剧本第三季

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is my idea: you and me spending some quality time together. Joey: But what does that gonna do... Janice: For Chandler! Joey: Okay. I39。 m in. Janice: Okay. All right. This is what we39。 re gonna call it: 39。 Joey and Janice39。 s DAY OF FUN!39。 Joey: Does it have to be a whole day? Janice: Yes, because that39。 s how long it takes to love me. Joey: Yeah, I know, I sleep in the next room. [Scene: Central Perk, Rachel and Monica are entering] Monica: (crying) So, I went down to the post office, and it turns out it was those videos that I ordered for Richard about the Civil War. He loved the Civ)l War. Phoebe: Monica, do you want us to take you home? Monica: Uh, huh. (to Ross) Or maybe to a galaxy far, far away. (Rachel, Monica, and Phoebe leave) Ross: Women tell each other everything. Did you know that? Chandler: Umm, yeah. Ross: No Chandler, everything! Like stuff you like, stuff she likes, technique, stamina, girth.... Chandler: Girth? Why, why, why, whwhy, why, why, why would they do this? Ross: Rachel says sharing39。 s great and supposedly, you know, we outta be doing it. Do you wanna? Chandler: We39。 re not gonna talk about girth are we? Ross: Nooo! Chandler: Yeah, okay. Ross: Yeah? Chandler: Yeah! All right! You go first. Ross: Okay, okay, I39。 ll go first. Chandler: Okay. Ross: So, uh, the other night Rachel and I are in bed talking about fantasies, and I happened to describe a particular Star Wars thing.... Chandler: Princess Leia in the gold bikini. 圣城家园 中英双字幕《老友记》收藏版 Season 3 2 of 41 Pages Ross: Yes! Chandler: I know! Ross: Yes! Wow, well, thatthat was easy. Okay, youyou go. Chandler: Okay. Ross: Okay. Chandler: Okay, you know, you know when your in bed, with a woman. Ross: Hmph. Chandler: And, ah, you know, your fooling around with her. And you get all these like, mental images in your brain, you know, like Elle MacPherson, or that girl at the Xerox place.... Ross: With the bellybutton ring? Oh, muhawa! Chandler: I know, And then all of the sudden your Mom pops into your head. And your like 39。 Mom, get outta here!39。 You know, but of course, like, after that you can39。 t possibly think of anything else, and you can39。 t, you know, stop what your doing. So it39。 s kinda like, you39。 re, you know. You know... (Ross just stares at him) . You don39。 t know! Ross: Your Mom, your telling me, your telling me, about your Mom, what is the matter with you? Chandler: You said... Ross: I said 39。 share39。 not 39。 scare39。 . Go sit over there! (Chandler goes over and sits at a table and puts his head down) . [Scene: Chandler and Joey39。 s, Joey and Janice are returning from their DAY OF FUN!] Janice: We39。 re baack! Joey: Hey! Chandler: What are you guys doing together? Janice: Joey and Janice39。 s DAY OF FUN!!! (laughs) Chandler: Really. Joey: Yeah, yeah. We went to a Mets game, we got Chinese food, and you know, I love this woman. You have got petition buddy. Janice: I just came by to give you a kiss, I have to go pick up the baby, so. I39。 ll see you later sweetheart, you too Chandler. (laughs) Chandler: You still can39。 t stand her can you? Joey: I39。 m sorry man, I tired, I really did. Chandler: Well, you know, I appreciate you giving it a shot. Joey: But, hey, look, you know the good thing is, is that we spent the whole day together and I survived, and what39。 s even more amazing, so did she. It was bat day at Shea Stadium. Chandler: Well, I guess that39。 s something. Joey: No man, that39。 s huge! Now, I know I can stand to be around her, which means I get to hang out with you, which is kinda the whole point, anyway. Chandler: Okay. Joey: Oh, hey, Chandler, we, ah, we stopped by the coffee shop and ran into Ross. Chandler: Oh God! Joey: Hey, if it makes you feel any better, I do it too. Chandler: Really? Joey: Oh yeah, I always picture your Mom when I39。 m having sex. [Scene: Rachel and Monica39。 s, Monica is watching the Civil War videos] Video:April Twelve, Eighteen hundred, SixtyOne (Monica lights Richard39。 s cigar butt) , 4:30 . on Tuesday, the United States garrison at Fort Sumter was fired upon (knock on door) it is now under bombardment by.... (Monica answers the door) Monica: Hi, Dad, what are you doing here? Mr. Geller: Well, it39。 s your mother39。 s bridge night so I thought that I would e into the city for a little Monicuddle. (hugs her) Since when did you start smoking cigars? Monica: I don39。 t, I just, I just like the smell of them. So, uh, what are you really doing here Dad? Mr. Geller: Well, I just wanted to make sure you were okay. Monica: What makes you think that I might not be okay? Mr. Geller: I saw Richard. Monica: Oh. Mr. Geller: So, how are you doing? Monica: I39。 m fine, just a little tired, I39。 m okay. How39。 s Richard doing? Mr. Geller: You don39。 t wanna know. Monica: No, I really, really do. Mr. Geller: Well, he39。 s doing terrible! Monica: Really! Mr. Geller: Worse than when he broke up with Barbara. Monica: You39。 re not just saying that are you? Mr. Geller: No, the man is a mess. Monica: Was he crying? Mr. Geller: No. Monica: Well, do you think he was waiting 39。 til after you left, so he could cry? Mr. Geller: Maybe. Monica: I think so. Mr. Geller: Honey, relationships are hard. Like with your Mom and me. You know after we graduated college we broke up for a while. It seems her Father, your Grandfather, wanted her to travel around Europe, like he did. Of course, he got to do it on Uncle Sam39。 s nickel, because he was also strafing German troop trains at the time. However, (turns around and sees that Monica is sleeping and puts a blanket around her, kisses her, picks up the cigar, and starts watching the video) Closing Credits [Scene: Ross39。 s bedroom, Ross is humming the Star Wars theme. Rachel enters, with her hair done up like Princess Leia39。 s, and wearing a belly d。