老友记-第五季-字幕-中英文

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ere! Chandler: Well, I‟ve got a girl in here. Joey: No you don‟t, I just saw you go in there with Monica! Chandler: Well, we‟rewe‟re hanging out in here! Joey: Look, which one of us is gonna be having sex in there, me or you? Chandler: Well, I suppose I‟d have to say you!! But, what if we‟re watching a movie in here? Monica: Which we are, andand we already paid for it. It‟s My Giant! Joey: My Giant? I love that movie! [Scene: Ross and Emily‟s room, Chandler and Monica are still looking for a place to do the deed.] Monica: You really think this is okay? Chandler: Well, Ross and Emily aren‟t gonna use it. 好吧，菲碧 让我们很客观的看待此事 高一时，他迷上了我 高一暑假时， 他第一次看我穿两截式泳装 从此就迷恋上我 去我房间换衣服如何 ? 我的衣服在 ... 哇，你好美 ... 没时间了 兄弟，让我进去 我带了个女孩子 我这里也有女孩子 才没有，我看到你跟莫妮卡进去 我们 ..我们在聊天 你说我们谁比较有机会上床呢 ? 我想我应该说 是你 !! 我们正在一起看电影 没错，已经付费看 我的巨人 我的巨人 ? 我好爱那部电影 这样真的可以吗 ? 罗斯与艾蜜莉不会来了 好漂亮啊 我不肯定这样做是好的 莫妮 ... 这是蜜月套房 一个必须有性的房间 如果没有房间会很失望 其他的蜜月套房会嘲笑它 好吧 ! 艾蜜莉 ?! 没有 !不在这下面 ! 你找到她了吗 ? 没有，我到处找遍了 不可能，不然你就找到她了 我想你应该继续找 对，找个三十分钟 或四十五分钟 ? 四十五分钟内你能找到她两次了 不，我猜想她正在找我 而我却一直在移动 现在起我要留在这里等她 时间很晚了 该走了 Monica: Oh, it‟s so beautiful. Ohh! Y‟know, II don‟t know if I feel right about this. Chandler: Oh MonMonMonMonlook, this is the honeymoon suite. The room expects sex. The room would be disappointed if it didn‟t get sex. All of the other honeymoon suites would think it was a loser. Monica: Okay! Chandler: Okay! (They both run to rip the covers off the bed, but are interrupted by Ross.) Ross: (entering) Emily?! Chandler: Nope, not under here! Monica: You didn‟t find her? Ross: No, I‟ve looked everywhere! Chandler: Well, you couldn‟t have looked everywhere or else you would‟ve found her! Monica: Yeah, I think you should keep looking! Chandler: Yeah, for about 30 minutes. Monica: Or 45. Chandler: Wow, in 45 minutes you can find her twice. (Monica smiles at that.) Ross: No! For all I know, she‟s trying to find me but couldn‟t because I kept moving around. No, from now on, I‟m staying in one place. (He sits down on the bed.) Right here. Monica: Well, it‟s getting late. Chandler: Yeah, we‟re gonna go. Ross: Actually, do you guys mind staying here for a while? Monica: Ugh, y‟know, umm we gotta get up early and catch that plane for New York. Chandler: Yeah, it‟s a very large plane. Ross: (disappointed) That‟s cool. Chandler: But, we‟ll stay here with you. Ross: Thanks guys! (They both sit down on either side of him.) I really appreciate this, y‟know, but you don‟t have to rub my butt. (Chandler slowly takes his hand away.) Commercial Break [Scene: Ross and Emily‟s room, the next morning. Ross is now asleep and has his head in Monica‟s lap and his feet on Chandler‟s lap. Monica and Chandler are both still awake and depressed.] Chandler: We have to leave for New York in an hour. Monica: I know, I‟ve been looking at those doors, they look pretty sound proof, don‟t you think? Chandler: We can‟t do that that‟s insane. I mean „A‟ he could wake up and „B‟ y‟know, let‟s go for it. (They both try to slowly extricate themselves from Ross, but there‟s a knock on the door that awakens him.) 你们能陪我一下吗 ? 我们明天得早起搭飞机 是啊，很大的飞机 好吧 但我们愿意陪你 谢谢 ! 真的很感谢你们 但你不需要戳我屁股 还有一小时就要回纽约 我知道，我一直看着门 好像隔音很好的样子 不能这样，这太疯狂了 第一，他可能会醒来 第二 .......来吧 艾蜜莉 ... 不是 你可以放弃了，她没跟我们在一起 我们来拿她的东西 等一下，她在哪里 ? 她躲起来了，她感到很羞辱 她不想再看到你 我们很遗憾 你与艾蜜莉不能成为夫妻 猴子 但我觉得你帅极了 对不起，我人在这里 是的，你在那里 快一点，快点去拿 外面有一整车耶 再见，姓盖的 等一下 ... 你们的女儿与我今晚应该渡蜜月 现在你们告诉她 我会去机场，我希望她也去 虽然我说了瑞秋的名字 但那不代表什么 她只是个朋友，如此而已 告诉艾蜜莉我很爱她 我的生命中不能没有她 拜托，答应我你会转告她 好吧，我会告诉她 走吧，坏女人 打电话给我 你有半辈子都在厕所里 Ross: EmEmily? (Looking around for her.) EmEmily? (He runs to the door.) Emily! (He opens the door to reveal the Walthams standing outside.) Mr. Waltham: No. Mrs. Waltham: You can fet about Emily, she‟s not with us. Mr. Waltham: We‟ve e for her things. Ross: Wait, well whwhwhwhere is she? Mr. Waltham: She‟s in hiding. She‟s utterly humiliated. She doesn‟t want to see you ever again. Mrs. Waltham: We‟re very sad that it didn‟t work out between you and Emily, monkey. But, I think you‟re absolutely delicious. Mr. Waltham: Excuse me, I‟m standing right here! Mrs. Waltham: Oh yes, there you are. Rachel: (entering, carrying an armful of those little soaps.) Heyhey, you guys oh hurry up, get some, there‟s a whole cart outside… (Sees the Walthams and stops.) Mr. Waltham: Goodbye Geller. Ross: Now, hold on! Hold on! (Stops him) Look, look, your daughter and I are supposed to leave tonight for our honeymoon, nownow youyou tell her that I‟m gonna be at that airport and I hope that she‟ll be there too! Oh yeah, I said Rachel‟s name, but it didn‟t mean anything, Okay? She‟sshe‟s just a friend and that‟s all! (Rachel sits down, depressed.) That‟s all! Now just tell Emily that I love her and that I can‟t imagine spending my life with anyone else. Please, promise me that you‟ll tell her that. Mr. Waltham: All right, I‟ll tell her. (To his wife) Come on bugger face! Mrs. Waltham: (As she walks pass Ross, she pats his but.) Call me. Mr. Waltham: You spend half your life in the bathroom, why don‟t you ever go out the bloody window! [Scene: A 747 somewhere over the North Atlantic, Monica and Chandler are sitting in first class, depressed.] Monica: Y‟know, maybe it‟s best that we never got to do it again. Chandler: Yeah, it kinda makes thatthat one night special. (Realizes something) Y‟know, technically we still are over international waters. Monica: I‟m gonna go to the bathroom, maybe I‟ll see you there in a bit? Chandler: „Kay! (Monica gets up and heads for the bathroom, Chandler turns to watch her go and is startled to see Joey sitting in Monica‟s seat.) Joey: Can I ask you s。