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she has a nice face. 我得干点什么转移注意力 I need to do something to take my mind of her. 说着容易 但我得先有个办法 Easy enough, except I need an idea. 我有点喝醉了 我不会撒谎的 I’m a little intoxicated. I’m not gonna lie. 就算是无聊的周二 还没到十点 又有什么关系呢 So, what if it’s not even 10pm and it’s a Tuesday night? 科克兰的 Facebook开在我桌面上 The Kirkland’s facebook is open on my desktop 有人上传了不少雷人的照片 And somebody of these people with pretty horrendous facebook pics. 坐在那的比利 .奥罗森出了个主意 Billy Olsen’s sitting here had the idea, 说把这些照片和家禽家畜放在一起 putting some of the picture next to picture of farm animal, 然后让大家投票看哪个更火 and have people vote who’s hotter. 这主意不错啊 奥罗森先生 Good call, Mr. Olsen! 好的 开始 Yeah, it’s on. 我不想和家禽家畜比 但我觉得拿两个人比不错 I’m not gonna do the farm animal but I like the idea of paring two people together. 因为这比 给性感程度直接打分的方式更含蓄 It gives the whole thing a very Turing feel since people’s rating of the picture is more implicit... 给人一种 图灵机 的感觉 (存储量没有限制的理论计算机 ) Than say, choosing a number to represent each person’s hotness like they do on hotornot. 首先我们需要许多照片 The first thing we’re going to need is a lot of picture 不幸的是哈佛没有统一公开的照片库 Unfortunately, Harvard doesn’t keep a public centralized facebook, 所以我将从各自宿舍电脑盗取他们照片 So I’m going to get all the images from the individual houses that people are in, 黑客登场 Let the hacking begin! 从科克兰开始 这里的一切都是公开的 还允许在 Apache系统中里插入目录 First up is Kirkland, they keep everything open and allow indexes in their Apache configuration, 所以用个 WGET 就能下载 科克兰全部的照片库图片了 So a little wget magic is all that’s necessary to download the entire Kirkland facebook. 易如反掌 Kid’s stuff. 下来是伊利尔特 他们也是公开的 但在 Apache上加不了目录 Next is Eliot. They’re also open, but with no indexes in Apache. 我进行一个空白搜索 接着数据库里的所有图片就会显示出来 I can run an empty search and it returns all of the images in the database in a single page. 然后我保存网页 火狐就会帮我存好照片 Then I can save the page and Mozilla will save all the images for me. 不错 进展顺利 Excellent. Moving right along. 请注意 Excuse me, everybody... 你们现在所在的是 全世界最古老最有特色俱乐部 You’re in one of the oldest, one of the most exclusive club, not just Harvard but in the world. 现在我宣布凤凰俱乐部秋季学期首场派对开始 Now, I wanna wele you all, The Phoenix Club First Party of the fall semester. 洛厄尔有安全防护 需要用户名和密码 Lowell has some security they require username/password bo. 我可以直接进 入 而且说他们没有 FAS用户权限 I’m gonna go ahead and says the don’t have an access to main fas user database 所以他们看不到这次入侵 So they have no worry detecting an intrusion. 亚当斯没有安全系统 且每页只能显示 20个结果 Adams has no security but limit the number of result to 20 of pages, 我再用 一次对付洛厄尔的办法就能搞定 All I need to do is to break up some script I use on Lowell and reset. 昆西都没有在线的 Facebook 真寒碜 Quincy has no online facebook, what a shame! 这我也没办法 Nothing I can do about that. 顿斯特不太好弄 他们不是没公共目录 他们压根就没目录 Dunster is intense not only there’s no public directory but there’s no directory at all. 你必须进行搜索 而且每次超过二十个结果 就什么都不会显示 You have to do searches. And if you’re search return more than 20 matches, nothing’s get return. 一旦有个结果 也不会直接连接到图片 Once you do get result, they don’t link directly to images. 而是连接到个人网页或别的什么 They link to PHP that redirect to something. 很奇怪 估计不太容易 我一会再弄 Weird! That’s maybe difficult, I’ll e back later. 马克 谢尔顿醒了 怎么了 Hei, Mark! What? 做的好 鱼很不错 谢了 Great one. Beautiful fish. Thanks. 埃弗雷特稍好点 虽然还是要搜索 Leverett is a little better. They still make you search. 空白搜索会链接到有每个学生照片的网页上 But you can do an empty search and get links to pages with every students pictures 恶心的是 每次只能打开一张 I slightly obnoxious that they only let you view one picture at a time... 我不 可能打开五百个网页 下载一百次照片 There’s no way I’m gonna go to 500 pages to download pics one at a time 所以有必要退出 EMACS 修改 Perl代码 So it’s definitely necessary to break out emacs and modify that Perl script. 凌晨 2点 08分 搞定 Done. 怎样了 Hey, what’s goin’ on? 时机正好 爱德华多来了 Perfect timing. 他有我最需要的东西 Eduardo is here and he is going to have the key ingredients 马克 爱德华多 ... Hey Mark, Eduardo... 你和艾瑞卡分手了 ? You and Erica split up? 你怎么知道的 How did you know that? 你博客上都写着呢 It’s on your blog. 好吧 你还好吧 Yeah. Are you alright? 我要你帮忙 我就是干这个来的 I need you. I’m here for you. 不是要你安慰我 我需要你投机石油时用的公式 No, I need the algorithm you use to rank chess players. 你没事儿吧 Are you ok? 我们在给女孩打分 We’re ranking girls. 你说女学生吗 对 You mean others student. Yup. 你觉得这是个好主意吗 You think this such a good idea? 我需要那个运算公式 I need the algorithm, alright. I need the algorithm. 每个女生有 1400的基础分 Each girl base rating 1400. 在某一时刻女孩 A得到 Ra的评分 女孩 B得到 Rb的评分 At any given time Girl A has a ra。