老友记中英文剧本第三季整季双语剧本

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需要睡一下 我知道该睡了 你猜怎么着 ? 有人要发行我的论文 真的吗 ?让我看看… 瑞秋，你看 我那强壮的罗斯天行者何时会来拯救我 ? 他来了 幸运的 ! 轮盘 ! 这个家伙好笨 是 “罗斯莫尔 ”公爵啦 你真的该去参加这个节目 Phoebe: ( in a soothing voice) Relax every muscle in your body. Listen to the plinkyplunky music. Okay, now close you eyes, and think of a happy place. Okay, tell me your happy place. Monica: Richard39。 s living room, drinking wine. Phoebe: All right. No, no, no, not a Richard thing, just put down the glass. And get out! Monica: I39。 m sorry, but that39。 s my happy place. Phoebe: Well, okay, fine, use my happy place. Okay, I39。 m just gonna, I have to ask that you don39。 t move anything. Monica: All right, I39。 ll try not to. Phoebe: Okay, all right, so, your in a meadow, millions of stars in the sky.... Monica: Do you think breaking up with him was a huge mistake? Phoebe: All right, there are no questions in the happy place. Okay, just, the warm breeze, and the moonlight flowing through the trees.... Monica: I39。 ll bet he39。 s totally over me, I39。 ll bet he39。 s fine. Phoebe: All right, betting and wagering of any kind, are, I39。 m sure, not permitted in the happy place. Okay. Justjust, you know, thethe lovely waterfalls, and the, the trickling fountains. And thethe calming sounds of the babbling brook.... Monica: Okay, this isn39。 t working. I39。 m still awake and now I have to pee. [Scene: Chandler and Joey39。 s] Janice: So, I hear, you hate me! Joey: I, ah, I never said hate, I was very careful about that. Janice: A little birdie told me something about you wanting to rip your arm off and throw it at me. Joey: And you got a 39。 hate39。 from that?! Your taking a big leap there... Janice: All right, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, we39。 ve got to do something about our little situation here Joey. So, this is my idea: you and me spending some quality time together. Joey: But what does that gonna do... Janice: For Chandler! Joey: Okay. I39。 m in. Janice: Okay. All right. This is what we39。 re gonna call it: 39。 Joey and Janice39。 s DAY OF FUN!39。 Joey: Does it have to be a whole day? Janice: Yes, because that39。 s how long it takes to love me. Joey: Yeah, I know, I sleep in the next room. [Scene: Central Perk, Rachel and Monica are entering] Monica: (crying) So, I went down to the post office, and it turns out it was those videos that I ordered for Richard about the Civil War. He loved the Civ)l War. Phoebe: Monica, do you want us to take you home? Monica: Uh, huh. (to Ross) Or maybe to a galaxy far, far away. (Rachel, Monica, and Phoebe leave) Ross: Women tell each other everything. Did you know that? Chandler: Umm, yeah. Ross: No Chandler, everything! Like stuff you like, stuff she likes, technique, stamina, girth.... Chandler: Girth? Why, why, why, whwhy, why, why, why would they do this? Ross: Rachel says sharing39。 s great and supposedly, you know, we outta be doing it. Do you wanna? Chandler: We39。 re not gonna talk about girth are we? Ross: Nooo! Chandler: Yeah, okay. Ross: Yeah? Chandler: Yeah! All right! You go first. Ross: Okay, okay, I39。 ll go first. Chandler: Okay. Ross: So, uh, the other night Rachel and I are in bed talking about fantasies, and I happened to describe a particular Star Wars thing.... Chandler: Princess Leia in the gold bikini. Ross: Yes! Chandler: I know! Ross: Yes! Wow, well, thatthat was easy. Okay, youyou go. Chandler: Okay. Ross: Okay. Chandler: Okay, you know, you know when your in bed, with a woman. Ross: Hmph. Chandler: And, ah, you know, your fooling around with her. And you get all these like, mental images in your brain, you know, like Elle MacPherson, or that girl at the Xerox place.... Ross: With the bellybutton ring? Oh, muhawa! Chandler: I know, And then all of the sudden your Mom pops into your head. And your like 39。 Mom, get outta here!39。 You know, but of course, like, after that you can39。 t possibly think of anything else, and you can39。 t, you know, stop what your doing. So it39。 s kinda like, you39。 re, you 我有三张今晚游骑兵队的票 你觉得如何 ? 我一定去 太棒了 罗斯也会去吗 ? 不，是珍妮丝 珍妮丝 ? 因为我会替罗斯难过你知道吗 ? 我们总是一起去的 我们是曲棍球三兄弟啊 我可 能误会你了 但你是否反感珍妮丝 ? 没有 对啦…… 天啊，我该怎么说 ? 你知道希腊餐厅里 那个头发很蓬的女孩子 ? 那个我很讨厌的女孩子 ? 她快把我这疯了 听着，我不讨厌珍妮丝 只是她令人难以忍受 你说出来了吧 别那样看着我 以前她也快把你这疯了记得吗 ? 但是我现在为她疯狂 这次可能是来真的 我是说 “真的 ” 别担心，我说的字母是对的 你到底要我说什么 ? 我要你说你喜欢她 我说不出来这种 像是一种化学作用 每次她一开始笑，我就想… 想把我的手臂拔下来 我就能往她身上砸 谢谢你的努力 对了，根本就没有罗斯莫尔公爵 ! 那是谁在罗斯莫尔山上 塑了那些总统肖像 ? 你怎么可以告诉她 ? 我想又没什么大不了的 她认为没什么大不了的 ? 你这样子是在跟谁讲话 ? 这些应该是我们之间很私密的对话 菲比是我的女性好友，好吗 ? 我们无话不谈的 男人也一样啊 那些更衣室里的对话呢 ? 那又不一样了，我们会谈 像是谁跟脱衣舞娘约会 或谁在史坦登岛渡轮后面做爱 这两个都是乔伊吧 难道你们不谈女朋友… know. You know... (Ross just stares at him) . You don39。 t know! Ross: Your Mom, your telling me, your telling me, about your Mom, what is the matter with you? Chandler: You said... Ross: I said 39。 share39。 not 39。 scare39。 . Go sit over there! (Chandler goes over and sits at a table and puts his head down) . [Scene: Chandler and Joey39。 s, Joey and Janice are returning from their DAY OF FUN!] Janice: We39。 re baack! Joey: Hey! Chandler: What are you guys doing together? Janice: Joey and Janice39。 s DAY OF FUN!!! (laughs) Chandler: Really. Joey: Yeah, yeah. We went to a Mets game, we got Chinese food, and you know, I love this woman. You have got petition buddy. Janice: I just came by to give you a kiss, I have to go pick up the baby, so. I39。 ll see you later sweetheart, you too Chandler. (laughs) Chandler: You still can39。 t stand her can you? Joey: I39。 m sorry man, I tired, I really did. Chandler: Well, you know, I appreciate you giving it a shot. Joey: But, hey, look, you know the good thing is, is that we spent the whole day together and I survived, and what39。 s even more amazing, so did she. It was bat day at Shea Stadium. Chandler: Well, I guess that39。 s something. Joey: No man, that39。 s huge! Now, I know I can stand to be around her, which。