老友记中英文剧本第六季整季双语剧本

老友记中英文剧本第六季整季双语剧本内容摘要：

other‘s hands.) [Scene: Phoebe‘s cab, Phoebe and Joey are driving back. Phoebe is driving while Joey is sleeping.] Phoebe: Okay, you have 19 questions left. Use them wisely. (Joey groans.) Come on Joey! You can‘t win if you don‘t ask any (sees that he‘s asleep) QUESTIONS!!! Joey: (wakes up) What?! Phoebe: Well, you promised me a fun road trip! We‘ve been on the road six hours and you‘ve been asleep for five and a half! We are switching at the next rest stop and you are going to Hi. Oh hi! Hi! Y‘know, 我们在谈培根肉 . 不 , 我们在谈网球 . 网球更可信 . Hey! 怎么了 ? 我们是不是得谈谈你们昨晚的事 ? 还是 我不知道 . 昨晚是什么意思 ? 没什么 , 没什么事 uh, 发生 . 对 ! Uhhuh! Ross邀请我们去看了 . Rach! 我们才不会错过朋友的婚礼 ! 我们结婚了 ?! 是的 . 什么 ?! Hello! 我们没有 . 不 !我们没结婚 ! 真荒谬 ! 我们 ?我记得在教堂里 . Oh my God. 我 他们不该让我们结婚 我们都醉成那 样了 ! 不 ! 就算你醉了他们也让你们结 ! 大部分在 Vegas结婚的人都喝醉了 ! 见鬼 , 我现在就醉了 ! 什么 ? 我早餐不能要杯 39。 含羞草 39。 （鸡尾酒） ?! 我在渡假啊 ! 那你们怎么办 ? Well, 我想需要一个离婚律师了 ? Well, 我想 , 我想 , Ross已经有了一个 . 现在 , 这个可以免费了 , 对吗 ? 因为你为前两次付过钱了 , 所以第三次该免费了 . 笑吧 , 但要笑你自己 . 因为我们不用离婚 , okay? 我们只需要把注册废除就行了 . 切除 ? Ross! 我想手术可解决不了问题 . Ohoh,那是你的招牌 . 什么 ? 你的招牌 . 你的招牌 . Y39。 know? 你就是个该离婚的人 . Oh 对 ! 不 不是 , 那才不是我的招牌 ! 我不喜欢离婚 ! 你喜欢 ! 这是你第三次离婚 ! 你太喜欢 39。 离婚 39。 了，你可能会跟它结婚 ! 然后又是失败的婚姻，你又会跟它离婚 , 离婚狂 . 我醉了 . So, 你认为我们该怎么办 ? 不知道 .但我知道我爱你 ! 我知道我爱你 ! 那有关结婚的事我们进行到哪了。 drive all the way back! That will be your punishment, you greedy sleeper! Joey: All right. All right. Phoebe: Yeah! And until then you are going to sing to me because the radio‘s broken and you are selfish but have a nice voice. Joey: Really? I don‘t… Phoebe: Sing!! Joey: (starts singing) I wanna rock and roll all night! (Falls asleep.) [Time lapse, Phoebe is asleep, Joey‘s driving and having a hard time staying awake.] Joey: (to himself) Man, this is a long drive! Are my eyes open? No! (He opens his eyes and sees a hitchhiker.) [Time lapse, Phoebe is still asleep only Joey is now passed out next to her and the car‘s still moving. She wakes up, sees Joey, and screams.] Hitchhiker: (driving) Morning! (Phoebe screams again.) [Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is on the couch as Ross enters.] Ross: Hey! Rachel: Hey, hubby! Ross: Yeah. Yeah, actually um, I wanted to talk to you about that whole annulment thing? Rachel: Uhhuh. Ross: I‘m not going to do that. (Rachel glares at him.) Commercial Break [Scene: Central Perk, continued from earlier. Rachel starts laughing.] Rachel: Okay! So, we‘ll just stay married. Ross: Yes, exactly! Rachel: And I will make everyone call me Mrs. Geller! Ross: Wow! This is so amazing. I uh, I really thought I‘d have to talk you into this more. Rachel: Okay, see now I‘m scared because I don‘t actually think you‘re kidding. Ross: I‘mI‘m not kidding. Look II, I can‘t have three failed marriages. I can‘t. Okay? II am not gonna be that guy! Rachel: Whatwhwhat so we‘ll just stay married forever?! Ross: Okay, look, how is this gonna affect you? Really? I mean you fill some form out once and a while and instead of checking the box that says Ms you check the box that says Mrs.! It‘s right next to it! Rachel: Ohh, okay, I‘m sorry. You‘re right. Y‘know what? We absolutely can stay married, because I was under the impression that the boxes were far away from each other. All right, look, just please, take a moment here and think about what you‘re asking of me. Ross: I‘m asking you to do me a favor. {Note: Does anyone else want to smack Ross right about now? Raise your hands. Okay, put them down before you stink out the person next to you.} Rachel: You are asking me to be your wife! Ross: And as my wife I think you should grant me this favor. [Scene: The hallway, Chandler is helping Monica to the door.] Monica: That kid really kicked me hard on the plane. Chandler: Well you did pull his hair. Monica: He took my snack! Chandler: I‘m not getting into this again! Monica: Okay! Oh God, y‘know what? It‘s really bad. Chandler: Well, I told you not to walk. Here. (Picks her up.) There. Okay. (He opens the door, carries her across the threshold, stops, backs out, and lets go of Monica who is only holding on by his neck.) Monica: This doesn‘t mean anything, does it? Chandler: No! Monica: Okay. [Scene: Phoebe‘s cab, she‘s driving, Joey‘s in the back seat, and the hitchhiker is riding up front with Phoebe.] Phoebe: (To Joey) How could you pick up a hitchhiker?! He could be a rape—(She holds her hand in front of the hitchhiker‘s face), a rapist or a killer or something! Joey: Don‘t you think I asked him that before he got in?! Phoebe: Y‘know what? I‘m not talking to you! You go back to sleep! (To the hitchhiker) And you, are you a rapist?! Hitchhiker: No! Phoebe: Do you like car games? Hitchhiker: Yeah, y‘know the license plate game? Phoebe: I love the license plate game! Joey: Ooh, I‘ll play! I‘ll play! Phoebe: NoNo! You need your sleep. Nightnight! Shh! (She closes the partition.) [Scene: Monica and Rachel39。 s, Ross is entering.] Ross: Hey! 我爱你 . 问得好 . 你看 umm, 昨晚上我们让骰子决定 . 也许今天我们还该既希望于命运 . 我爱你 ! 对 , 除非有征兆，要不我们不结婚 ! Okay, 那么 uh, 你要是再扔个 8， 那就是个征兆，预示我们该结婚 . 好 , 8 就结婚 , 但是 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 9, 10, 11, 12 我们不结 . 听起来不错 . Okay. 来 , 高手来扔了 ! 请交钱 . 准备好了 ? 好了 ! 来吧 8 . 对 , 8 . 8 ! 小 8 . Wow! 真不能相信我扔了个 8 . 这太不可能了 . Well, 我们结婚吧 ! 我想 . 等等 . 那不是大 8 (4/4)! 昨晚上我扔了个大 8 . 对呀 ! 不是那种 8 , 结不了婚 ! 该死的 ! 我多想结婚啊 ! 去收拾行李 ? 行 . 我们做的很对 , 对吗 ? Ohh, 当然 ! 让命运决定 . 如果该结婚 就该有个明确的征兆 . Okay, 你还有 19个问题 . 提些高明的 . 拜托了 Joey! 要想赢你就得问 .. 问题 !!! 什么 ?! Well, 你许诺了旅途会有意思 ! 我们开了 6 个点了 你却睡了 5个半点 ! 下个休息站换你开车 你得开完剩下的路 ! 这是对你的惩罚 , 你这个贪睡虫 ! 好吧 . 好吧 . Yeah! 还有到站之前你得唱歌给我听 因为收音机坏了，你虽自私却有副好嗓子 . 真的吗 ? 我没有 .. 唱 !! 我想狂舞一整夜 ! 39。 Man, 路可够长的 ! 我眼睛睁着呢吗 ? 没有 !39。 早 ! Hey! Hey, 老公 ! 实际上 um, 我想跟你谈谈 Rachel: Hey! Ross: Listen, I know you wanted to talk to m。