老友记中英文剧本第九季整季双语剧本

老友记中英文剧本第九季整季双语剧本内容摘要：

? 是我说服他向你求婚的 . 我喜欢把我自己当成 我们这些木偶的主人 你真认为这么做是个好主意吗 ? 我刚刚说服他 , 别跟我说我还得劝你 . 拜托，木偶主人会累的 . 我有些糊涂 ! 这事感觉起来好像不太对劲 . 为什么 ?! 你们俩是天生的一对呀 , 人人都这么说 . 真的吗 ?!罗斯也那么说 ? 尤其是罗斯 ! 哦，嘿 菲比 . 你们先聊 ,我一会再来 . Wow! Phoebe: No! No, she said you actually proposed to her. Ross: Well I didn39。 t! I didn39。 t propose! (Pause) Unless uh (Pause) Did I? I haven39。 t slept in forty hours and it does sound like something I would do. Commercial Break [Scene: The Janitor39。 s Closet, Chandler and Monica are trying to figure out what to do now.] Chandler: Look, we can39。 t stay in here forever. Monica: Oh, I still can39。 t believe my dad saw us having sex! He didn39。 t make it to one of my piano recitals, but this he sees! Chandler: This is okay. We39。 re all adults here。 there39。 s nothing to be ashamed of. Now, let39。 s put our underwear in our pockets and walk out the door. (They do so and find Mr. Geller leaning against a wall stunned.) Monica: Hi Dad! I can still call you that right? Mr. Geller: Of course. I39。 ll always be your dad. Chandler: I just want you to know that what you witnessed in there, that wasn39。 t for fun. Monica: It wasn39。 t fun?! Chandler: (To Monica) Why? Whywhywould you—Whwhy (To Mr. Geller) Look, I just don39。 t want you to think that we39。 re animals who do it whenever we want. Mr. Geller: Oh, I don39。 t think that. Before today I never thought of you two having sex at all. It was a simpler time. Monica: The truth is, Dad, we39。 rewe39。 re trying. Mr. Geller: What? Monica: Yeah, we39。 re trying to get pregnant. Mr. Geller: Oh my God! This is so exciting! Well, get back in there! (Points to the closet) I39。 ll guard the door! Monica: Well, that39。 s okay dad, wewe can wait until later. Mr. Geller: Whoawhoawhoa! I don39。 t think so! Aren39。 t you ovulating? Monica: Daddy?! Mr. Geller: Well you gotta get at it princess! When your mother and I were trying to conceive you, whenever she was ovulating, bam, we did it. That39。 s how I got my bad hip. Chandler: That39。 s funny, this conversation39。 s how I got the bullet hole in my head. Mr. Geller: This one time I had my knee up on the sink and your mother, she was Monica: Daddy! I don39。 t think we need to hear about the specific positions you and mom had sex. Mr. Geller: You39。 re right, you39。 re right. This is about your positions. Now, what I saw in the closet is not the optimum position for conceiving a child, although it might feel good. Monica: I don39。 t feel good right now. Mr. Geller: But pleasure is important, (To Chandler) and it helps if the woman has an asm. You up to the task sailor? Chandler: Seriously sir, my brains? All over the wall. [Scene: Rachel39。 s Room, Monica is entering.] Monica: Hey. Rachel: Hey. I need to tell you something. Monica: Well, now39。 s a good time. I39。 m on my way to have my ears cut off. Rachel: Joey asked me marry him. Monica: What? Rachel: Joey proposed to me. Monica: Is he crazy?! You just had Ross39。 s baby! Rachel: Well, II said yes. Monica: What?! Are you crazy? You just had Ross39。 s baby! It39。 sit39。 s so inappropriate. No, it39。 s worse than that. It39。 s wrong. It39。 s It is bigger than mine! (Rachel39。 s engagement ring.) Rachel: I know. Days of Our Lives, thank you very much. Monica: You can39。 t marry him! Rachel: Why not? I don39。 t want to do this alone! And he39。 s such a sweet guy and he loves me so much. Monica: Well do you love him? Rachel: Sure. Monica: Sure? Rachel: Yeah, I mean whatever. Monica: Honey, the question is do you really want to marry Joey? Rachel: No. No, I don39。 t. Could you be a dear and go tell him? [Scene: A Hallway, Chandler is following Joey.] Chandler: You still haven39。 t told Rachel you weren39。 t really proposing? Joey: No! She had the ring on, she seemed so excited, and then she took her breast out. Chandler: Joey, you have to tell her what39。 s going on! And what did it look like?! Joey: I didn39。 t look at it. Stupid baby39。 s head was blocking most of it. Chandler: Go and tell Rachel right now before Ross finds out. Joey: Look, it39。 s not that easy. She said she wanted to marry me. I don39。 t want to hurt her. 满屋子人 . 我想我一会再来吧 . 你的未婚夫 . 我想是吧 . 但他在睡觉时摸自己 我得说，我好惊讶 爸，你做什么呢 ? 我想有人正在 里面做爱 不可能是我 , 我正站在这呢 . 想偷看吗 ? 不 ! 来嘛 ! 没有妈妈在你身边，你好讨厌 . 我们走 . 我们不看看 ? 反正我要看 . 啊，天呀 ! 你好，你认识莫妮卡 嘿，我可以进来吗 ? 当然 ! 乔伊，这个戒指 太美了，我好喜欢 是呀，听着，瑞秋 有些事我必须和你说 嘿 ! 嘿 ! 你准备好再尝试给婴儿喂奶了吗 ? 好的 ! 嗨 Emma. 嘿 , 你认为她不吃我的奶是什么原因 ? 没事的 有些婴儿需要一些时间去适应 , 你不用担心 . 会正常的 . Yowsa! 你能做到的 ,不用担心 只要张开嘴，把她放进去就行啦。 天呀 . 不好意思，你说到哪了 ? Oh uhuh yeah, 我想你应该ˇ 你看 , 她又松开嘴了 ! 你说是不是我的乳头 对她的嘴来说太大了 ? 她看起来好像被吓着了 . 她看起来是不是像被吓着了 ? 我和她不是很熟 . 让我们来试一试按摩胸部 来刺激流动 . 你是不是在耍我 ?! 我好灰心。 她为什么不想吃我的奶呢。 我不知道 ! 也许她有病 ! 嘿，等一下 嗨 ! Chandler: Okay, look, just do it gently. Joey: You39。 re right. You39。 re right. II39。 ll go tell her now before Ross finds out and I39。 ll be gentle. I can do that. I am a gentle person. Oh, by the way. Two people screwing in there (Points to the closet Chandler and Monica were in) if you want to check that out. [Scene: Rachel39。 s Room, Ross is entering.] Ross: Hey. Rachel: Hey. Ross: Listen, I um I heard about the engagement. Rachel: Surprised? Ross: And confused. Rach, sweetie, II um I didn39。 t propose to you. Rachel: I know. Ross: I don39。 t think you do. Rachel: You didn39。 t propose to me. Joey did. Ross: Poor baby, you39。 re so tired. Rach, I didn39。 t propose to you, Joey didn39。 t propose to you, and Chandler didn39。 t propose to you. Rachel: Uh You didn39。 t propose to me, Chandler didn39。 t propose to me, but Joey did. (Joey enters.) Ross: Joey proposed to you? Joey: I can e back. Ross: Hey, wait! Waitwaitwait! Joey, did you propose to her? Joey: No. Rachel: Yes you did! Joey: Actually, technically, I didn39。 t. Rachel: Well then why did you give me a ring? Ross: Wait! Whoawhoa, you you gave her the ring?。